Mudcat Café message #433759

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Thread #32733 Message #433759
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
05-Apr-01 - 11:21 AM
Thread Name: BS: Answerphone messages.
Subject: RE: BS: Answerphone messages.

My favourite (but not current)
"Hello. Can I speak to Dave please?"
pause.
"Hello, is that Dave?"
pause.
"Hang on. I thought I called you!"
pause
"Oh, bugger. I'm being phsycic again. Never mind, leave a message but I probably know what it is...."
BEEEEEP.