After London's "Great" Britain Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out and celebrate.The guy from Corona sits down and sez, 'Hey Senor, I would like thee world's bestest beer-- a Corona pleeeze' --The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and geeves it to heem.
The guy from Budweiser says, 'I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers'-- throw me Bud, Buddy.'--The bartender grits his teeth and lobs him a cold one.
The guy from Coors, having shaken the the Union rabble from his entourage says, "I'd like the only Right-to-Work beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water! Toss me some Colorado joy!!."--And he gets it!
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Ahm... I'll just have a Coke-- Classic, please..."
The bartender, a bit taken aback, gives him a bottle of the best cola ever.
The other brewery presidents, startled at that order, mutter, almost in unison: "Ya'rn't drinking a Guinness?!?'
"Well, I fig'r'ed if ya Lad's aren't drinking a beer, needer wu'd I...'