"Oh The Monkey's Have No Tails in Zamboango"
(arranged and adapted by myself and my children)

Oh the monkey's have no tails in Zamboango,
Oh the monkey's have no tails in Zamboango,
Oh the monkey's have no tails, they were bitten off by whales,
The monkey's have no tails in Zamboango

Oh the hyenas do not laugh in Lubumbashi,
Oh the hyenas do not laugh in Lubumbashi,
Oh the hyenas do not laugh, they're annoyed by the giraffes
The hyenas do not laugh in Lumbumbashi.
PM me if you want more lyrics. Sing it to any damn melody you want. Follow this up with a pint of your favorite (or two) and then sing 'em a chorus of "Howja"

"Oh, howja, howja, howja like to bite my ass?"

regards, Fortunato