First of all - while Briatian is fairly good at winning war they suck at winning peace (or maybe they just good-naturely gave up nearly their entire empire.

Secondly, If I was Canada, I'd worry about St. Pierre & Miquelon. Their police force might just give the good old Mounties a run. At the very least the U.S. doesn't let a bunch of French people own a few islands that should be ours. It's bad enough that we have to drive through Canada to get to Alaska.

What's up with St. Pierre & Miquelon anyway? Are they going to leave France when Canada finally tells Quebec to leave? And if Quebec goes independent - will the Eastern povinces split and create New Canada? And will Canada finally give province status to the territories (including Nunavut?

Enquiring minds want to know.

As you know, we will never let Puerto Rico become a state - not because of racism or anything like that- but because U.S.ers are more comfortable with even numbers and our flag would look wierd with 51 stars (3 rows of 17 stars, maybe?)

just joking yall

have a great weekend