You have more hugs, smiles, and sex in cyberland than anywhere else, and it seems normal.

Your pets are cyberpets.

You check the online weather forecast before going outside to see what the day is like.

You believe and distribute cybernews that conflicts with what you have observed for yourself.

You are in six websites for medical stuff but have not seen your own doctor for years.

You need to visit Expedia or Mapquest before you drive to an address for whihc you already have perfectly reasonable directions within your own town.

You would rather look at topographical maps than actually go camping, fishing, or hunting.

You are caught in a seemingly endless loop that runs between cyber rumors (and virus hoaxes) and cyber hoax exposing sites (virus hoax sites), believed that the site that has the "truth" actually has gotten to the bottom of something, and further, something you really needed to know..

You go to a church online. *G* (I don't so I guess I am "saved.")

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