My local folk club meets in the Hyde Park Hotel on Mutley Plain, Plymouth (the original one), every Monday evening. Tonight Colin, one of the barstaff, told me he had heard us singing a song which included the name "Glossop", and asked me what it was. Glossop, which is Colin's home, is a town in Derbyshire, set in the rural splendour of Glossopdale.

Nobody at the club could remember a song that referred to Glossop. It's possible that there was a guest singer on that night.

Does anybody know a song about Glossop? It would be a difficult rhyme.

Joe F