Bingo! We have our 2 reasons! Well done, Mrs. Duck!

We can now consign this thread to the early grave it so richly deserves.

For conservatives who wonder why I would take a cheap shot like this at their hero of the hour, well, it was a running joke in thread titles that all started with the "99 reasons why guitars are better than girls" thread.

So don't take it too seriously. Save that for the Bushwhacked series.

- LH