Camels will nearly always loan you their last buck, while llamas are notoriously tight-fisted.

Camels are always ready with an entertaining story around the old Oasis campfire, while llamas tend to mope and complain about the accomodations.

Camels are often moved to tears by Folk music, while llamas guffaw at them and listen to the Dixie Chicks.

Camels are fastidious, their infamous spitting behavior a result of having to deal with unwashed Bedouins all of the time. You are constantly having to pick up after llamas.

Camels are well-educated, learning English at an early age. Llamas refuse to converse in any language other than Spanish.

On long, lonely caravan trips, if you sleep with a camel, the camel will rise early to prepare breakfast for you. Llamas will sleep all day, then leave wet towels and cigarette butts all over the bathroom.