And from the Smothers Brothers:
I fell into a vat of chocolate
I fell into a vat of chocolate
What did you do when you fell into the chocolate?
La Dee Doo Dum La Dee Doo Dum Die

I yelled "Fire!" when I fell into the chocolate
I yelled "Fire!" when I fell into the chocolate
Why did you yell "Fire!" when I fell into the chocolate
La dee do dum la dee do dum die

'Cause if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!!!!" no one would pay any attention.