An elder woman came to the doctor and told him she was suffering from horrible flatulences. The only good thing on her disease, she said, was: you neither couldn't hear nor smell them.
Well, the doctor examined her, wrote a prescription and told her to come back in a week.
The following week when she visited him he asked:" And now, mam, how do you feel?"
"Nothing's changed with your pills," she replied "it's worse than before. Now you can also smell them!"
"Fine!" the doc replied "So we managed to cure your nose and be shure, we'll cure your ears as well!"