Oh, lovely, Bert! What's the tune?
I still think if a woman wants to insult a man, she's much more likely to say something along the order of 'you can't get it up' than 'your weinie's too small'.
But it doesn't detract from that being a nifty song. You just cranked that out now? If so, I'm green with envy. But thank you for sharing that.
Blessings,
Barbara