I used to do all the cooking, then King gave up working for a while to look after Hammerite & the house - so he took over the cooking. We had a few dodgy hard potatoes before he actually realised that with an ancient cooker you can't go by time alone. But he soon got it down to a fine art & is a damned nifty cook. However - last time I tried to cook what used to be my favourite mince thingy I failed miserably. We had to give it to the dog.
So I reckon he should be chained to the stove. And then if I could just get him to let me wrap his naked body in clingfilm..........sigh....

Kris