Wow, "Newsweek" and "The Washington Post?" If I could pry a copy of one of these fine archaeological journals out of the hands of one of the many rabid archaeologists who stockpile them, I'd probably be forced to agree with whatever Claymore says. Dude, I mean, Kennewick man looks just like PATRICK STEWART! That's, like, CAPTAIN FRIGGIN' PICARD. You can't argue with that shit, man.

---Lepus Rex