Spaw was a jump ahead of me - here's the lyrics

YOU NEVER EVEN CALL ME BY MY NAME
Recorded by: David Allan Coe
Written by: Steve Goodman

It was all that I could do to keep from cryin'
Sometimes it seems so useless to remain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name

You don't have to call me Waylon Jennings
And you don't have to call me Charley Pride
You don't have to call me Merle Haggard, anymore
Even though you're on my fightin' side

CHORUS
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name

I've heard my name a few times in your phone book
I've seen it on signs where I've laid
But the only time I know, I'll hear David Allan Coe
Is when Jesus has his final judgement day

CHORUS
And I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me by my name

[spoken section]
Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song
and he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and told him
it was NOT the perfect country and western song
because he hadn't said anything about Momma
or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk
Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song
and he sent it to me and after reading it
I realized that my friend had written
the perfect country and western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train

CHORUS:
So I'll hang around as long as you will let me
And I never minded standin' in the rain No
You don't have to call me darlin', darlin'
You never even call me, I wonder why you don't call me
Why don't you ever call me by my name