WATSMM HATTAH (pronounced: "Whatsumatta" or What's the matter)

Why are there so many more horses asses than there are horses?

I think this may very well be one of my dad's originals. He's the man who first diagnosed "Occular Feceosis" A very serious condition where your asshole shrinks up over your head and you get a shitty outlook on life.

HIS father, my grandfather (I think) is he guy who, when told that the town they lived in in Russia was now part of Poland, was quoted as saying, "Thank God, I don't think I could stand another one of those cold Russian Winters". See, it runs in the family