The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #33616   Message #448854
Posted By: Frug
25-Apr-01 - 08:05 AM
Thread Name: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Subject: RE: Puns: Give us your worst/best
Mahatma Ghandi spent years wandering round in no shoes and as a result ended up with feet in poor condition. His frugal vegetarian diet meant that he was very lean of frame and gave him bad breath but nothing could detract from his razor sharp mind and powerful presence. He could easily be described as the SUPER CALLOUSED FRAGILE MYSTIC PLAGUED WITH HALITOSIS