In deepest Siberia, Natasha Grodnick and her husband Rudolph were sitting in their kitchen when Natasha looked out the window and remarked, "It's starting to snow."

Her husband looked out the window and told her, "That's not snow, it's rain!"

She replied, "I hate to argue with you, husband, but it's most definitely snow."

To which he said, "Rudolph the Red knows RAIN, dear!"

- Al