There are all these stupid billboards around Orillia lately advertising milk. They show gloriously conditioned, deliriously happy, and entirely nude young people (with the private body parts not revealed, of course) being inundated by a veritable RIVER of milk that is pouring down on then from above, presumably from the very throne of God...or is that another name for the dairy industry?

The ad simply says: MILK GIVES

They don't say what it gives, of course...tooth decay, health problems, and a f*cked up digestie system...IMO. I never drink the stuff at all. Bleagh! :-(

- LH