21) When someone says "Have A Nice Day!" Tell them you have other plans.

22) Put your kids' clothes on backwards and take them to preschool as if nothing were wrong.

23) Fill out your taxes using Roman Numerals

24) Go through the Nation Geographic at the doctor/dentist's and draw underwear on the natives.

25) Send a PLAYGIRL subscription to your bosses wife.

26) Tell someone to "Blow it out your mule" and let them figure it out...

27) Stare at people through the times of a fork and pretend they are in jail.

28) Keep your windshiled wipers running in all weather "Just to keep them tuned up"

29) Publically investigate how slowly you can make a croaking noise

30) Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
"Do you hear that?"
"What?"
"Oh, nevermind..."

31) Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce, "No...Wait! I messed it up!" and repeat.

32) Start a "wave" in a packed elevator

33) At meetings, introduce your 'invisible friend' in the empty seat beside you, and ask for additional copies of memos to keep him/her updated.

34) Correct everyone on the pronunciation of your name. Even if it's Smith....claim the 'i' is silent.

35) Wink at srangers every chance you get.

~Jen (who NEVER sings along at the opera...:)