A Mudwoookie am I,
And I fly Tattooine;s skies
In search of Darth Todd
Whose eye is rather odd
His light razor's slick,
And he shaved me so quick
And when the hair was gone
And on the floor scattered round
This Wookie now pale and pink,
Away to hide had to slink

But now once more I stand and roar
Over the sands I dip and soar,
Revenge is all that's on my mind,
That barber I swear I'll find,
My body wig covers me well,
Once more with pride I swell
Soon I'll have my fill
And his life's blood I will spill.