What about the dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse?

Or the dyslexic devil worshiper who though Santa was god?

Or the little girl who is walking past the lifeboatman's wedding and sees the crew standing with the oars raised as the couple leave the church. She says to her mother "Look at the oars" and the mother replies "They're not whores, their bridesmaids"

I know I'm sad, but I'm happy!!