OK.You asked for it!!!

a pod of a-moral dolphins decided to take over the world, but, first they had to learn how to manipulate the environment. So, they found a tri-lingual maynah bird who was willing to spy for them, wherepon the maynah attached himself to a local college Professor of Mathmatics. The professor, charmed by the maynah who spoke fluent dolphinese, began to educate the bird, taught him history, math, psych 1 &2, art, etc, etc. etc.
One day, the professor took the maynah to the State Zoo. Being a professor of Math, he knew that the shortest distance between two points was a straight line, so, rather than walking around the feline exhibit, he decided to run across it , skipping over the lions, from back to back, over the fence on the other side of the cage and into the arms of a waiting policeman who arrested him for CARRYING A MAYNAH ACROSS STATE LIONS FOR IMMORAL PORPOISES. ((I know, I know, dolphin--porpoise, so what>)

That'll teach you to get smart.

Hah...........!