Kendal:

Then maybe I should copyright my stuff.I dreamed that one up about twenty years ago when Tom Benson told me the one about the footrace that anyone could enter, involved Murphy' Koala bear, and the Devonshire rental agency woman whos broke her leg while the Koala sprained his ankle. Both came across the finish line on one leg.

THE KOALA BEAR OF MURPHY IS NOT SPRAINED, IT HOPPETH AS THE RENTAL JANE FROM DEVON.

Donna and I decided to see how close we could come to Shakespear's actual lines. We succeeded 100 percent with the first line.

Barclay Warburton, playfully, threw me out of the "Black Pearl" Tavern one afternoon. He was enjoying a bowl of Bouillabaisse when I pointed to the bowl and said, "That's what the Matador said to the uncouth bull". It took amoment, but then he chuckled, got up, grabbed me by the collar and threw me out, saying, "And stay out untill it's time to go to work" (I was singing there)
but, then, one day we were sitting around the same table, when someone, doing a crossword puzzle, asked , "What's a singing eulogy"? Someone else said, "An ode to the dead". and The Skipper asked, "How much is owed to the dead?".

In the category, "Gee, you don't look.......ish. Here are a few examples for different groups, etc.

Irish...Gee you don't look Brian Baroughish (so I don't know how to spell)

Ghosts...Gee, you don't look Booish

Domineering women, Gee, you don't look shrewish.

Cattle...Gee, you don't look Mooish.

Wildebeests.. Gee, you don't look gnuish.

Pigeons and Doves,..Gee, you don't look Cooish.

Condensed moisture on grass, in the morning...Gee, you don't look dewish.

Feces..Gee you don't look Phooish

Yehudi...Gee you don't l;ook "nu"ish

Billiard players...Gee you don't look cueish.

Actors..Gee you don't look cueish

Englishmen at a bus stop...Gee you don't look queish

People who are easilly awed...Gee, you don't look OOooohhhish.

Caged animals...Gee you don't look zooish.

Australians...Gee you don't look 'Rooish.

Lawyers...Gee you don't look sueish.

Bankers...Gee you don't look dueish.
French Kings...Gee you don't look Louish.

I guess you can see that there are many many others, but This will do, for me, for now.

Jody Gibson
MD. DDS.,LLD.