Murphy, a well-known freeloader, wanders into a saloon, walks up to Clancy, who's a well-known tightwad.Clancy: Don't think you can cadge a drink from me, Murphy!
Murphy: Ahhh, no, no. I'll not be drinkin' today. Me doctor won't let me.
Clancy: Oh, are ye ill, then? What did the doctor say?
Murphy: He said I've got a terrible case of yoors.
Clancy: What's yoors?
Murphy: Oh, I'll just have a pint of Guinness, thank ye.
Dave Oesterreich