Les, I loved the post, especially about being "within staggering distance". However, in my case, with a body style that my father said "Won Northern Europe" and carrying a 32 pound six string banjo, I tend to lurch rather than stagger, and am plenty of trouble for lorries. (They can bang the dents out, but they'll never get rid of the stain... )

Liam's Bro, I think you put me on to why it was so hard for me to find my way while driving in two countries that I knew at least one dialect of the spoken lanquage. And I thought they were responding to my "Honk If You Want to Know Jesus!" sticker...