Crazy Eddie

Sorry if I upset anyone. I know the police anywhere can be a bit oversensitive, but shooting someone for having Araldite is a bit much!

John B and Sophocleese

Don't be too crotchety - I'm sure it will all end in a minum or two and or we'll all be quavering wrecks.

A true story.

The computer company WANG moved to Scotland and recruited staff locally. At the very first training course the Japanese trainer said that he wanted everyone to answer the phone in exactly the same way by giving the company name, their own surname then their Department.

John Kerr refused saying Wang,Kerr Sales did not project the correct corporate image!

Another true story. I once knew someone called Mervyn Dyer who was Welsh. He answered the phone simply by saying "Dyer 'ere" and could never understand why people laughed.

Davebhoy