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Thread #33847   Message #455546
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
04-May-01 - 05:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: Extremely Irritating Geordie Jokes
Subject: RE: EXTREMELY IRRITATING GEORDIE JOKES
I think regional accents and dialects are great. Can create some really good humour like the above tales. Can use it in almost any region as well but I suspect they will loose something if you don't know the accent. Try -

Black country

Customer: I'd like to buy something to go to a 60's evening in please
Assistant: How about a kipper tie?
Customer: Yes please, milk and two sugers...

or Edinborough

Customer: Is that a sponge cake or a merigue? Assistant: Aye, it is sponge cake and yer nae wrang...

Cheers

DtG