I only use an alias because the person by that name is smarter, better looking and plays guitar with more skill.

--LR Mole

Mr. Mole, I don't believe that for one minute. I think you use an alias because you live the double life of a secret agent for the government of the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. (Hah! Your secret's out now, bucko!)

Mat_R, that song sounds familiar. It seems like I remember it from a Disney movie or something. What's it from?

Carol