I didn't have to dig all the shit out of the run in sheds, my nephews did it for me on the weekend.

The dead deer off the edge of the driveway doesn't stink any more, its been reduced to a pile of hide and bones by turkey vultures and various insects.

I live in an area where dogs are more highly prized than business. I paid more for my annual dog license yesterday than my business license.

BCAA only took 15 minutes to rescue me yesterday at the local municipal hall, when for the 2nd time in less than a month month, I locked my keys in the car.