Dear FWaP: I was about to write "don't quit your day job" but I guess from what you've written concocting plans IS your day job! ;-)
I have complete faith in you though. I know without a doubt you and that superb ass of yours will be back with a "bigger, better BS-barricading" plan as soon as your brain cells can formulate one.
I'll be looking forward to reading all about it...