I learned it thusly --

Indicate the way to my abode,
I'm fatigued and wish for restoration.
I supped a little liquor sixty minutes ago
And it's percolated through to my cranium. (K-rain-ee-um)
No matter where I perambulate,
O'er land, or sea, or effervescent liquid,
You will always discover me perusing on this melody,
Indicate the way to my abode.

AndyG