Yes, I am unclear on the gay uses of bitch, which don't seem to make semantic sense... if that makes sense! Also, nowadays, bastardry is really moot, isn't it? I mean, outside of royalty? Does anyone else have a stake in whether you were conceived in wedlock or not? I know a lot of never-married parents... I don't consider their kids bastards, unless they are being masculine jerks.

I like the word Jerk. Wanna bet somebody objects to that one too?