- What Should I Wear Tonight?
That black dress. It's ALWAYS the black dress.
- Will My TV Work If I Don't Plug It In?
Only if it has batteries.
- Why Are there 88 Keys On a Piano?
Because 88 marbles would roll off.
- Brown or Black Socks?
What? With shorts?
- Do I Have to Brush My teeth 3 times a day?
Twice is good enough. Or you can just take them out and soak them.
- What is the optimum number of ply for toilet paper?
Two
- Is It okay to leave the toilet seat up?
No way in hell. - Which kind of ketchup should I use on fries?
The red kind
- What if I store ice cream at 33 degrees? It's called a milkshake. Ice cream melts above -10F
And Lastly,
Can I make a simple fucking decision in my life or answer my own useless fucking questions without consulting Mudcat?
Try it and let us know. Of course, even if you are able to answer your own questions, you'll still probably feel a need to respond to those of others. I do, but I never claimed to be able to shut up about anything.

In answer to the question about the eggs - refrigerate.
If there's any salmonella, it's in there regardless of temperature, but it grows faster at room temperature. Salmonella is killed by cooking. Once upon a time, before salmonella was in eggs, the only reason to refrigerate them was to keep them from deteriorating. (As in breaking down and eventually drying up.)