Why do zippers zip up and down, not sideways? Try lying down, then the zippers will run sideways

What weighs as much as an average hen but costs only a dollar and 12 cents? A $1.12 hen, of average weight.

Why does Spaw exist? God moves in mysterious ways, his wonders to perform

What can we do about it? Well,if he bothers you that much, you could try shootin' him. However, I suspect that may be illegal, & I'd hate to think what Reg, Cletus, & the boys might do to you in revenge!

How many monkeys can you get in a barrel? Why do you want to put the monkey in the barrell. Wouldn't it make more sense to get on the camel & ride into town?
When is enough enough? When the red red robin comes bob bob bobbin' along.