Pre-Bert. That line you hand Bert on a silver platter knowing he will have a field day with it, but not sure how sick and twisted his response will be. Also, the state of mind of anticipating same. Ex's.: "What am I thinking, I must be some kinda pre-bert." "You trying to be some kinda pre-bert?" "That is the most pre-berted thing I ever heard!" "You know what would really be pre-berted...." "If I were a real pre-bert I'd say...."

Related: "Good on eew!" (In response to someone spawing filth your direction.)

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