The sad thing is, Spaw, you seem to be talking to an audience of one here (me).

I wonder where Peter T. is? He is a huge Bomba fan.

BTW, it is untrue that Tarzan stored eels up his ass. As a matter of fact, this rumour was squelched once and for all by Sir Snidely Tillinghast's 1902 expedition in search of the source of the Nile. Poor fellow didn't seem to realize that it had already been discovered...

but he did happen, by sheer good luck to spend a fortnight in the company of the Lord of the Apes, and in the course of many an evening spent yarning around the old bonfire did indeed confirm that the rumour about anal retention of eels by the aforementioned apeman was entirely false. It appears that it had been bandied about by a certain pair of scoundrels, named Peebles & Throck, who had run afoul of Tarzan while attempting to move stolen goods and commit indiscretions upon a lady!

That's about what you can expect from lowbred cutpurses and scoundrels.

I'm glad I had a chance to clear that up for you.

- LH