Coincidentally, I just heard Jonathan Ross on the radio saying that Bestiality is legal in Maine? A guy was refused permission to bring his wife into court - cos, she's a dog (which seems a harsh judgement to make about a lady).

Eels, ugh I remember my Dad (a fishmonger) tryin' to kill the buggars - smoked conger eel is pretty good apparently. But I reckon newly-weds should have more on their minds than this!!