A guest said Those who keep live eels in the fridge will die as live eels in the fridge. (Sorry - can't help it.)

Like an eel in the fridge
Like a slug in a ditch
I will try in my way to be free
Like the worms in a jar
Or what's under the backseat in my car
I have saved little surprises for thee
If I, if I have been too gross
I hope that I'm not as gross as most
If I, if I am not the way you wish
I hope you know that I just like to fish...