Back in the days when the babies were in their teens we had an in home zoo, just about any animal was fair game for our collection, we had possums, squirrels, lizards, turtles, snakes, birds, rabbits, frogs and other assorted amphibians, mice, rats - ANYTHING.

Well occasionally, despite our best efforts, one of these denizens would snuff it. The kids of couse would want to know why, and would store the latest poor unfortunate in the freezer until they could get it to our tame vet for an autopsy.

This was fine until Tree's Mom came for a visit, she was horrified, "You can't keep DEAD ANIMALS in your freezer" she says. Tree calmly replies, "What do you keep in your freezer"

Bert.