Hey, I'm a victim too!

There was a lady who went upstairs and then thought (as you do) "What did I come up here for?" Well, while she was there she made the beds, cleaned the bath, did a bit of ironing, and so on. Eventually she decided she was ready for a nice cup of tea. As soon as she walked into the kitchen, she remembered she gone up to get a tea-towel out of the airing cupboard to smother the chip-pan, which was on fire!

Steve