New Amsterdam, New Amsterdam
I left my lungs in Los Angeles
When you fish upon a car - for owners of amphibious vehicles everywhere
Sage, rosemary, and a few other herbs sitting in pots at the back of the cupboard

"The Hartlepool gorilla" would certainly be more interesting - my money's on the ape to win by knockout. And "Sultans of swing" wouldn't be the same if it was a warm dry night.

Reality is always stranger than fiction though, and I really can't compete with Sir Paul's "Scrambled eggs, oh you've got such lovely legs"!

Graham.