Four legs good, two legs better! To think that the media had all angles covered by TV cameras, before the Egg Man of Rhyl got a slapping from porcine Prezza, and it took Napoleon five days to work it out. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Agree with all points bar Swan, who comes across as mercilfully free of the ravages of intelligence. Suggest phased (not adjoining livestock grazing) opening of footpaths in all counties unaffected, including a 20 mile radius of unaffected counties adjoining those with recorded outbreaks.

This ain't exactly self serving, as the marshlands and saltings of Essex are within a couple of miles of the most recent Essex outbreak, and that's the place I want to return to most.

Skipjack