Mary had a little cow
They both went round together.
But pretty soon that cow was dead
And Mary had a jacket of leather.

"Come home with me little Matty Groves". "Bugger off you old tart!"

"Where has thar bin sin I saw thee?" "In Ilkley town, in the pub."

She was just 95
And just barely alive
And before too long, I fell in love with her.
Cos I'd rather grab a grandmother - OOOOOH
When I saw her in her wheelchair.

Graham.