You guys are hilarious! I love this thread! More grist for the mill:

Thomas the Scanner
The Sloop Reginald K.

Some Beatles songs:
Half of my Lovin'
Six Days a Week
Date Ripper
Being for the Benefit of the Old Folks' Benevolence Home
When I'm 34
Denny Laine
Hey, You've Got to Hide Your Good Silver Away
Yelp!
I Saw Her Lying There
Danish Wood
Strawberry Fields for a While
Pocky Porcupine
While my Guitar Laughs Hysterically

Alex