My grandfather's clock was a digital alarm,
and it stood every night by his bed.


The Hen fell in the midden!

If I was a carpenter, and you were a lady
I'd screw you to the workbench!
(An oldie but goody)

John Hardy was a happy little man.

He ate two buns ever day!

If I had a hammer
I'd fix this bloody window

The old hippy protest song started out as
We will not be Washed!

Or from Pete Townsend - Since they did the operation,
I've had two silver balls
Pictures of Lenny???

Alice Cooper's
School's shut for Easter.

Paul Simon's blues tribute "Bridge over Muddy Waters" started
When you're knackered, When you're shot!
When tears run down your nose, and you're full of snot!

Waaaaaak!!!!
Geoff the penguin