ROFLMAO!! This thread ROCKS...

but I can't believe no one's gone for Leonard Cohen yet. :)

First I'll Take A Manhattan
Hey, That's No Way To Say Shalom
I Can't Remember
Birds@#! on the Car
Suzanne Somers
(Now Suzanne takes your hand, and she leads you to the ThighMaster...)
Don't Go Home With Your Hard-On (okay, I couldn't improve this one ;))
Take This Longing and Shove It
True Love Leaves No Traces (But Your Love Stains For Good)
I'm Your Manwich
Hey Baby, Wanna Touch the Tower of Song?