Let No Man Steal Your Dandelions

Horse-Petter Blues

Four Occasional Breezes

Keep On Pogosticking, Mother!

Sitting on the Sidewalk of the Amusement Park

Some Routine Afternoon

The Girl from the Midwestern Farm

So Long, I'm Glad You're Finally Leaving

The Good Ship Condom

The Rock Island Sort of Squiggle

The Wild Colonial Pre-Teen

In Antrim town, in the County Down, one morning last July,
Down the bowlin' green came a young colleen, but she was talking on her cell phone.

I Am a Man of Constant Sexual innuendo

Black is the Color of My True Love's Moles

The Gladiolus of the West

Here we come a caroling, among the trash-strewn lanes

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
And along come Brady in his second-hand Pinto

There is a ship, she sails the sea
She's stuck in port with a broken camshaft.

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