An actual true story relates that a well known female Music Hall singer used to sing a sng entitled "I sits amongst my cabbages and peas", which was full of innuendo and veiled cruduity. On one evening it was known that Royalty was going to attend the show, and the theatre management instructed her that on no account was she to sing that particular song. She reluctantly agreed, but on the night she replaced it with another new song, its title "I sits amongst my lettuces and leeks!!!"
Don't you find that truth is often better than fiction!
Geoff the Duck!