I just brought up the bats-in-pants thing because...well, I can't remember laughing quite so hysterically in a long time. (I was on the phone to BG when it happened. She calmly stated "X just said there was a bat in his pants." I lost it.)

I think there needs to be a tune called "The Bat in the Banjo Players Pants" or something.

I never personally had a bat experience, but I moved out before they moved in for the summer. I did have the opportunity to shoot at flying squirrels with rubber bands, though.