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Mmm ... vanilla! Clean, fresh, and classic, you're the flavor of ice cream on hot summer nights and cookies dipped in hot cocoa. In a word, you're comforting — a steady, faithful person who's a rock in times of trouble and always has a shoulder for friends to cry on. Don't underestimate your importance; everyone needs someone they can count on. Flashy? Not you. Overwhelming? Never. You're reassuring and friendly, the ultimate warm blanket people love to snuggle up with. Simple, soothing, and good with everything from fresh berries to chocolate sauce, you're a truly tasty treat.

With such a cozy, comforting taste, you're the most kissable person around. Your naturally versatile flavor is scrumptious on its own, and it could be twice as tasty with some lipstick on top. Head to Maybelline to find all kinds of cosmetics to enhance your vanilla flavor. With some Strawberry-Kiwi Kissing Potion you'll be as irresistible as dessert. You might even win a Sony DVD player or Florida vacation in the Lucky Looks Instant Win Game. Looking fabulous never tasted this good.

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If you were Blueberry:

Mmm ... blueberry! Tangy and sweet, you're as fresh as a mountain sunrise and as natural as homemade jam. If you were a Broadway musical, you'd be The Sound of Music — we can just picture you twirling for joy in an Alpine meadow. Best with breakfast cereal and pancakes, you're simple and refreshing, with just a touch of tartness to give you an edge. Always a favorite, people can't get enough of your spontaneous nature and easy-going approach toward life. Who wouldn't be attracted to your sporty, summery flavor? Fun-loving and genuine, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Pink Grapefruit:

Mmm ... pink grapefruit! Sweet and tart at the same time, you're bursting with sun-kissed goodness. If you were a song, you'd be "It's a Sunshine Day" by the Brady Bunch — you're just that perky and refreshing. That's not to say that you don't have an edge — quite the contrary. In fact, a little bit of sugar (aka gifts, praise, and other goodies) can always help bring out your naturally sweet flavor. But when it comes down to it, you prefer folks who can match you in strength and independence. Luckily, that kind of attitude is appealing, so you always have 'em wanting more. Citrusy, tangy, and a little exotic, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Peppermint:

Mmm ... peppermint! Crisp and refreshing, you're the flavor of candy canes and after-dinner mints — everyone's favorite comfort candies. If you were a season, you'd be winter — bracing and energizing, but cozy, too. Your honesty and forthright personality make people feel like they've known you forever — they can't help but be drawn to your sweet, fresh nature. Perhaps a little old-fashioned, and occasionally shy, you're generally happy and well-liked. Traditional and invigorating, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Mocha:

Mmm ... mocha! Strong and rich — but not too sweet — you're the flavor of late nights and early mornings. A coffeehouse regular, you've cornered the market on deep thoughts and probably have a little more than your fair share of brains. In fact, those who know you may even consider you an intellectual, a label that suits you just fine. Deep and thoughtful, you love the academic — or at least the structured pursuit of knowledge. And, since hitting the books often means all-nighters, what better flavor than mocha to keep you company? Chocolaty and intense, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Jalapeño:

Mmm ... jalapeño! Spicy and energetic, you're everyone's favorite flavor on a Friday night. A little wild, a little dangerous, you add an edge to every occasion without going overboard. You're fiery, but not the four-alarm kind. That's because your exuberant sense of fun comes through in everything you do — you're always the life of the party. If you were a cocktail, you'd probably be a margarita — fun, festive, and popular. You make every occasion so memorable that no one ever stops to wonder whether you were there. Zesty and sizzling, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Papaya:

Mmm ... papaya! Smooth and refreshing, you're the flavor of lazy, sun-kissed days spent on tropical beaches. You blend well with others — that's why you're such agreat ingredient in frozen drinks (and why you dance the twist so well). People love having you around because you're always ready for fun, and your easygoing nature makes you a pleasure to spend time with. You're laid-back, original, and more than a little exotic — you wouldn't dream of being found on just any old fruit stand. With just enough sweetness to balance out your striking flavor, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Licorice:

Mmm ... licorice! Strong and edgy, you're the flavor of black jellybeans and Good 'n' Plentys. Some people absolutely love you (in fact, they might even find you addictive), but you're definitely not for everyone. But that's okay with you — you'd rather pick and choose your companions. When you have time for friends at all, that is. Powerful and very potent, you're goal oriented and ambitious — you don't let much stand in your way. There's nothing sweet or sugary about you; you're a serious taste that's best suited for the truly focused. Lingering, enigmatic, and a little hard to pin down, you're a truly tantalizing treat.

If you were Cinnamon:

Mmm ... cinnamon! Fiery and intoxicating, you're the flavor of Hot Tamales and Atomic Fireballs. To put it plainly, they don't call you red-hot for nothing! You're passionate and creative, an impulsive person who puts your heart and soul into everything you do. You definitely know how to have fun — in fact, your adventurous, spontaneous tendencies might even be called explosive. And you're not afraid to speak your mind, either; your hot-blooded nature won't stand for secrecy or repression. You're all about going with your gut feelings, expressing yourself, and living in the now. Exhilarating and intense, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Vanilla:

Mmm ... vanilla! Clean, fresh, and classic, you're the flavor of ice cream on hot summer nights and cookies dipped in hot cocoa. In a word, you're comforting — a steady, faithful person who's a rock in times of trouble and always has a shoulder for friends to cry on. Don't underestimate your importance; everyone needs someone they can count on. Flashy? Not you. Overwhelming? Never. You're reassuring and friendly, the ultimate warm blanket people love to snuggle up with. Simple, soothing, and good with everything from fresh berries to chocolate sauce, you're a truly tasty treat.

If you were Dark Chocolate:

Mmm ... dark chocolate! Rich and luxurious, you're the flavor of pure decadence. (In fact, we think we feel our hips getting bigger just thinking about you.) Utterly indulgent and as smooth as silk, you're impossible to deny. Some might even call you addictive — and, truth be told, for those who love you, it's usually a life-long craving. Poor saps. It's not your fault you're so irresistible. But you're happy to let people worship at your altar — as long as they're willing to wrap you up in gold foil (24-karat, mind you), you're delighted to be adored. Sumptuous and intoxicating, you're a truly tasty treat.